Cereal Has Problems

I'm honestly sick and tired of people that think the marshmallow-type cereals should just be the dried marshmallows and nothing else. Do you not understand just how disgusting that would be? The neutral bits are there to add texture so that the marshmallows don't feel like you're biting into sugar styrofoam, which is literally what all dried marshmallows are. 

Have you seen the narrative Vat19 is pushing? Are they not satisfied enough peddling giant ass gummy bears and giant ass gummy worms and giant ass gummy bears spicy edition? 

Well apparently not cause they made this shit. Like actually what the fuck. I'm not even doing a bit here, this makes me furious. This is the nastiest image I have ever seen and it makes my teeth feel so uncomfortable I have to occasionally look away and imagine water.


And of course they have to be a little cheeky about it. Because they know deep down selling this unironically is a deeply shameful and dishonorable act. And good, they should be ashamed of themselves. I hope their teeth rot.

It's like if Chocolate Chex was just chocolate. That'd be too much fucking chocolate. Part of the reason why I love Chocolate Chex so much is BECAUSE they add that extra layer of normalcy. Not to mention, the chocolate parts turn the milk into chocolate and said chocolate milk blends into the regular Chex, so you're going to have a nice chocolate bite either way. If it was ALL chocolate, the flavor would be overbearing. I get some people are into that but I'm certain they're ontologically evil. 

What is wrong with cereal? It's a genre of food that just seems to have a problem. If cereal was a person I would be checking up on it to make sure they weren't hurting themselves. There is never a cereal that has it all figured out. You might think some do, but you'd be wrong. 

A long while ago I saw this in store shelves and I almost gagged imagining the taste. I just know that "filling" is a white crusty thimble of fake vanilla that is only moistened to the exposure of milk. I hate imagining it so much. It genuinely makes my skin crawl. 

Don't get me started of novelty cereals. Novelty cereals are the worst. Don't trust any food that is mainly based on novelty, it will for certain give you diarrhea. How do I know this? Well.

It wasn't even good either. I think being American is a mental disorder.